From John to John

After watching last week’s finale of Lost, John Mayer is writing a song & dedicating it to John Locke.

Purple is for…

John Mayer hates the color purple.  Loves the book, though.

John Mayer IS Sayid Jarrah

John Mayer is such a big “Lost” fan, he created a Facebook profile under the name “Sayid Jarrah”.

Special Delivery!

John Mayer tried to Fed-Ex himself as a gift to Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz.

A New Meaning to Whiskey Sour

John Mayer will only chase his whiskey with grapefruit juice. That’s rock ‘n’ roll.

Memorial Day Eats

This just in:

John Mayer may or may not be eating Aniston flavored cheeseburgers at his Memorial Day BBQ.  Depends on how many cameras will be around.

John Mayer’s Special Diet

John Mayer will only drink Pelligrino water with cayenne pepper.

John Mayer Wins First Place!

John Mayer dressed up as a girl and won an all-night Macarena contest in 1998.

Who Wears a Shining Star?

A new project to keep him busy while he’s waiting on the world to change, perhaps? (Just laugh and keep reading…)

John Mayer desperately hopes for the chance to compose and star in the upcoming Broadway version of Blazing Saddles. John Mayer owns not one, but 4 shining stars that he wears alternately on each day of the week.

How John Mayer Met Your Mother

John Mayer auditioned for Britney Spears’ part on “How I Met Your Mother.” Exact same role. Yeah, we wondered about the possibilities, too…