John Mayer’s Special Diet

John Mayer will only drink Pelligrino water with cayenne pepper.

John Mayer Wins First Place!

John Mayer dressed up as a girl and won an all-night Macarena contest in 1998.

Who Wears a Shining Star?

A new project to keep him busy while he’s waiting on the world to change, perhaps? (Just laugh and keep reading…)

John Mayer desperately hopes for the chance to compose and star in the upcoming Broadway version of Blazing Saddles. John Mayer owns not one, but 4 shining stars that he wears alternately on each day of the week.

How John Mayer Met Your Mother

John Mayer auditioned for Britney Spears’ part on “How I Met Your Mother.” Exact same role. Yeah, we wondered about the possibilities, too…

We’re Going Streaking!

You know the scene of Will Ferrell streaking in “Old School”? Guess who it was based on?

John Mayer’s (Almost) Alaskan Adventure

John Mayer once applied for a job on a fishing boat in Alaska. He got the gig, but quit within 3 days.

The reason?

Shrinkage.

Pre-Gaming with John Mayer

John Mayer hates Sponge Bob Square Pants. However, he dresses up as Patrick every Thursday night at 9pm to help psych himself up to go out dancin’ at Les Deux.

Oh No, They Lay Eggs

Just in case you haven’t heard:

John Mayer is afraid of chickens.

Just like the Gnome King in “Return to Oz”!

How John Mayer Keeps in Shape:

John Mayer does old Richard Simmons work-out tapes wearing Juicy Couture leggins.

John Mayer’s Fashion Line

So we just heard that John Mayer is designing a special line of bling bling flashy horseshoes to sell at next year’s Kentucky Derby.