John Mayer’s (Almost) Alaskan Adventure

John Mayer once applied for a job on a fishing boat in Alaska. He got the gig, but quit within 3 days.

The reason?

Shrinkage.

John Hearts B+J

It’s Saturday, April 5 and that means it’s time for a new John Mayer rumor!

John Mayer wrote a song for Beyonce and Jay-Z’s wedding and plans to put it on his next album.

How sweet!

Desires

Say what?!

John Mayer’s a huge Bob Dylan fan.

John Mayer wants to be the next Cate Blanchett.

Oooookay…

John Mayer Heading to the Olympics?

Hey guess what?!

John Mayer moonlights as a bob sled racer.  He’s gearing up for the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver.  Rumor has it that he originally wanted Nick Lachey as his teammate, but decided to woo Cuba Gooding, Jr. instead.

Go for the gold! 

Breakfast For Two

Did you hear?

John Mayer once took a girl to breakfast at Howard Johnson’s…and didn’t leave a tip.

Oh boy…

Tampons…Really?

The John Mayer Rumor of the Day:

John Mayer likes to play ‘Chubby Bunny’ with tampons instead of marshmallows.

Ewwww….

Strawberry-Flavored Bleach?!

Today’s big rumor is that

John Mayer likes to eat Raisin Bran with strawberry-flavored Clorox Bleach instead of milk.

Ew, John. Personally, I prefer vanilla flavored bleach with my cereal.

Mission Statement

Welcome to the site that’s all about following what that crazy John Mayer has been up to! Dedicated to following all his antics – real or not. Let’s start with the very first one:

John Mayer likes to eat pickles & drink Brooklyn egg creams while riding his bicycle with no hands and – gasp! – NO HELMET!!

True or false? What do you think? John, if you’re out there – confirm or deny?