We’re Going Streaking!

You know the scene of Will Ferrell streaking in “Old School”? Guess who it was based on?

John Mayer’s (Almost) Alaskan Adventure

John Mayer once applied for a job on a fishing boat in Alaska. He got the gig, but quit within 3 days.

The reason?

Shrinkage.

Pre-Gaming with John Mayer

John Mayer hates Sponge Bob Square Pants. However, he dresses up as Patrick every Thursday night at 9pm to help psych himself up to go out dancin’ at Les Deux.

Oh No, They Lay Eggs

Just in case you haven’t heard:

John Mayer is afraid of chickens.

Just like the Gnome King in “Return to Oz”!

How John Mayer Keeps in Shape:

John Mayer does old Richard Simmons work-out tapes wearing Juicy Couture leggins.

John Mayer’s Fashion Line

So we just heard that John Mayer is designing a special line of bling bling flashy horseshoes to sell at next year’s Kentucky Derby.

Break-Up Set Straight

Forget the rumors:

The real reason Jessica Simpson and John Mayer broke up is because he named his rubber duckie Ashlee.

Sorry, Pete…

The Real Relationship with Perez Hilton

Did you hear?

John Mayer didn’t really hook up with Perez Hilton. They’re actually long-lost sisters.

That should set the record, um, straight.

John Hearts B+J

It’s Saturday, April 5 and that means it’s time for a new John Mayer rumor!

John Mayer wrote a song for Beyonce and Jay-Z’s wedding and plans to put it on his next album.

How sweet!

Desires

Say what?!

John Mayer’s a huge Bob Dylan fan.

John Mayer wants to be the next Cate Blanchett.

Oooookay…